Stop the presses as well as load your rifles, we have to stop assisting Apple right this 2nd. The masterminds over at The Alex Jones Network have actually revealed the darkest (potentially dumbest) conspiracy concept of perpetuity. You could bear in mind the meant “iPhone 6 hairgate”, click bait brief hand for “occasionally hair acquires caught on your phone.”
To the average Apple individual it was a non-story. It wasn’t a common problem, and also the hubbub passed by swiftly. That is, till the biggest thoughts of this generation reached thinking concerning it as well as made a decision that Apple is probably utilizing the iPhone 6 to gather DNA from customers by taking their hair.
Most likely once Apple has actually unleashed its wicked hair elimination tool the iPhone 6 and 6+’s consisted of DNA viewers will check your hair roots as well as send the info to Apple. That DNA info will certainly then be contained to MURDER YOU, or TAKE YOUR GUNS, or SOMETHING SOMETHING TERRIFYING.
In an initiative to not appear totally batcrap crazy the Infowars crew have actually certified their reporting with a request that “you determine” if Apple is taking your DNA or not. After all if they ever waited any one of these records by calling them reality they may actually be held liable for spreading madness for web page perspectives.
There are sufficient actual risks on the planet that if you intend to live your life in utter terror you can effortlessly do so. You have the liberty to do that. Merely due to the fact that you’re paranoid does not mean they aren’t bent on get you and also all that. Yet the freedom to live in fear doesn’t alter the fact that DNA viewers don’t work such as this, never mind the simple fact that we’re quite sure there’s no such DNA scanner in the iPhone 6 or 6 Plus.
Even the tinfoil hat lobby will be distancing themselves from this asinine “concept.” Remember it’s “as much as you to choose” if you think this, however we have evidence that thinking this automatically makes you a lizard individual. It’s ALRIGHT if we don’t show you any kind of proof. Online its fine to just claim whatever you desire.
You could view their perfectly foolish video here.