Note: This write-up includes looters concerning the snowboarding competitors at the 2014 Sochi Olympics, which has not yet broadcast in some areas. If you wish to watch the broadcast and pretend it’s live, stop reviewing now.

iPods stuck in the snow

Really not joking, there are looters here. Do not keep reading. As a matter of fact, we’re going to put a few of the looters in white text so you’re less most likely to see them– if you actually wish to see them, choose the text.

If you invest a long time watching NBC’s Olympics program tonight you’re probably going to listen to plenty regarding “iPod.” Actually, “iPod” is now an Olympic champion in the sport of snowboarding– more particularly in the halfpipe occasion.

You see, “iPod” is in fact Swiss Olympian Iouri Podladtchikov, and he took house the gold award, with two-time gold medalist Shaun White obtaining locked out of the podium, landing in 4th spot. (That’s where the spoilers are. Last opportunity to skip them.)

As TELEVISION announcers and sports writers often do, they have actually offered Podladtchikov a funky nickname. In this situation it’s the rather suitable tag “iPod,” and because he was so successful, they’re sure to be chatting concerning him rather a bit tonight. So when you listen to NBC’s commentators musing regarding just how experienced an Apple music gamer performs halfpipe (in contrast to the pan pipes), now you understand why.

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